FINDING MY PORPOISE

HARBOUR PORPOISE

HARBOUR PORPOISE

A few years back, when I had only recently volunteered to register cetecean strandings in my area, I got a text to say there was a porpoise washed up on the far end of Tramore beach. It turned out to be a female Harbour Porpoise. She had numerous gashes and wounds and looked like she had only recently died. I thought it may have been the result of a clash with a propeller. I took photographs, measurements and skin samples. The next day the Irish Whale and Dolphin Group(IWDG) emailed to say that they thought the injuries were the result of an attack by Bottlenose Dolphins. They told me that someone would come and take it away for post mortem but they wouldn’t arrive until the following day.

The weather was turning bad with the wind and tide rising. I had sprained my left wrist the previous week and was off work with my hand in a support but I needed to get the porpoise above the tideline to prevent it being washed out. No one was available to help (for some reason) so I made my way alone down the three mile beach as the day was darkening. As I struggled to drag the porpoise one-handed,(me), up beyond the tide line I took off my cast as it was getting in the way. Just then, on the previously deserted beach, a figure appeared over a dune. As luck would have it, it was one of the managers from the very work place that had given me a sick cert. She made a bee-line for me. She was curious about the porpoise and wanted to know what had happened it. It seemed too complicated to explain that I was, honestly, unable to work while I was still able to drag a porpoise around. So I kept dragging the porpoise and let my hair hang over my face while trying to answer her questions. Luckily I appeared so mad that she didn’t recognise me. When she left I hid the corpse under a tree branch and some fishing nets and was confident it would be safe.*

That night a friend, who had recently broken his arm, called by to swap medical stories and to cut a long story short I ended up falling into bed at 4:30 am swearing never to drink again. I got a text at 10.30 the following morning from the ‘post mortem-ers’ to say they had arrived at the beach. Imagining a gang of burly students, I described the location of the body. Unfortunately I had abandoned my car 40 minutes walk from my house the previous night. I set off feeling slightly the worse for wear. After 15 minutes walking I was sweating and feeling ill. After 30 minutes the friend, whom I had left on my sofa, text to ask if I had got the porpoise yet. I was not even half way. I replied…

“Who do you think I am?Speedy Gonzales?”

SOME INJURIES

SOME INJURIES

The ‘post-mortem-ers’ text to say they had reached the tree branch but all they could find was a rotting seal. It looked like the tide may have taken our porpoise. I got to my car and drove to the beach. I still had another twenty minutes to walk. I left my jacket behind in the car as I was sweating but it was a huge mistake as there was a furious wind on the beach and I went from boiling to freezing in minutes. Shivering and with alcohol still bucketing out of my pores I got to where I had left the porpoise and found it was still there but the windswept strand was empty of people. I stood up a ridge of stones and, scanning about with my binoculars, I saw two figures beyond the dunes. I realised the ‘post-mortemers’ had found an entirely different branch complete with its own entirely different carcass. It started to rain.

Once we met up we realised that though they had a tarpaulin it would be extremely difficult to get the 150 lb animal to their car, there being only two of them, both tiny girls. I am bigger but I was one-handed. We would need more bodies. I was exhausted. But I needed to to find some victims…I mean volunteers. As I walked back to the car. I started texting. The friend who had first reported the porpoise wasn’t available. Another was out of town. My brother was up for it but I knew his back was bad. Then I tried Oceanics Surf & Marine Education Centre and as luck would have it they were interested. I slapped myself on the head with my good hand wondering why I hadn’t thought of them in the first place. The students went back up the beach to start hauling and I went to Oceanics.

Some people who had just come in from surfing were standing around outside. One of them, Liam, was, as luck would have it, a UCC zoology student. They were eager to help and in no time I had a car load of laughing young men. We found the students near where I had left the porpoise, already tired and relieved to see us. The boys donned latex gloves and set to with gusto dragging the tarp, swapping places, asking questions, joking. It was still windy but the sun had come out. We eventually made it back to the car, loaded up the porpoise and waved goodbye to the girls. It was 3pm by the time I text my friend to say I was on the way back with breakfast.

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VOLUNTEERS

VOLUNTEERS

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Bottlenose Dolphins are bigger(6-13ft) than the smaller Common Dolphin. Bottlenose Dolphins are the ones who leap about doing acrobatics. Their necks are more flexible than other dolphins’ due to five of their seven vertebrae not being fused together as is seen in other dolphin species. Fungi, the friendly Dingle Dolphin is a Bottlenose Dolphin. Bottlenose Dolphins attack porpoises and people too. It is believed the attacks may be territorial though not too much is known hence the desire for a post mortem.

The post-mortem confirmed that it had been a Bottlenose attack. Along with the gashes the porpoise had broken ribs and one punctured lung. She had taken a beating and probably died after swimming onto the beach to escape. Later, when I was looking at the sightings reports on the IWDG website I saw that a school of eight Bottlenose Dolphins had been spotted twelve miles south east of Mine Head in West Waterford on the day after the porpoise had stranded. I suppose its wrong to assume that these were the dolphins who attacked the unfortunate  porpoise or to anthropomorphize any animal but for a moment I couldn’t help imagining them as marauding hooligans of the sea, shouting and fighting their way up and down the coast causing watery mayhem:scaring old cod fish, tying octopi tentacles up in knots, hi-jacking sharks, setting fire to lobster pots and beating up on those more unfortunate enough to get in their way.

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Thanks to Paul at Oceanics Surf Centre and Jai, Dylan, Paul, Martin and Liam for the immediate and enthusiastic response. Hugely appreciated.

*A note to say if you ever find a live animal and want to pull it back into the sea, never ever ever pull it by its tail as that damages its back and renders it unable to swim. Corpses are regularly washed up that have ropes tied to their tails telling of previous well-meaning but disastrous attempts to refloat an ailing animal.

http://www.oceanics.ie/

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14 responses to “FINDING MY PORPOISE

  1. You really are a good Samaritan! The watercolors brought the story to life. Thank you for visiting my humble blog! I live on the coast and I heard today that a dolphin washed up on the shore a few miles from my home. Perhaps I will find out how it died.

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    • Oh I’m not that good! thank you for visiting and following me :)We get dolphins and porpoises washed up fairly regularly here, especially in winter and spring. For the most part they are natural deaths, this one was an exception. I still feel annoyed at Bottlenose Dolphins since this incident. We have a few so-called friendly Bottlenose Dolphins in Ireland and one-Dusty in Co. Clare-has started ramming people!Needless to say no-omnes swimming with him any more!

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  2. LOL No offense, but I find—among other things, that part about how both parties (you and the ‘postmortemers’) find themselves a solid yet differing alibi quite amusing. 🙂

    PS: thanks for the ‘well-meaning-but-disastrous-attempt’ warning as well 🍸

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